April172014
“Remember: fear is consciousness plus life. Regret is an attempt to avoid what has already happened. Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp. The present tense of regret is indecision. The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy. And the past tense of toast is toasted.” Welcome to Night Vale, episode 23-Eternal Scouts (via wafflelephant)
1AM

anoia:

paingineering:

important: robots whose vocal systems glitch when they get too excited

more like

robots whose voices glitch in place of crying

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12AM
12AM

themightynarwhal:

sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

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looks like something a nightmare pooped out

(Source: skygosh, via littlecesarspizzahut)

April162014

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

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9PM

0ci0:

anicastes:

Pathetic.

(via catbountry)

8PM
candykingdomthelandofooo:

wondermentsofme:

crazy-coccolith:

Rattling Bloom by ArtMagix

HOLY CRAP, THIS IS AMAZING. 
For those of you who follow me and don’t watch Adventure Time, here’s what he normally looks like:


This is so effin cool

candykingdomthelandofooo:

wondermentsofme:

crazy-coccolith:

Rattling Bloom by ArtMagix

HOLY CRAP, THIS IS AMAZING. 

For those of you who follow me and don’t watch Adventure Time, here’s what he normally looks like:

This is so effin cool

(via fynneyseas)

6PM
6PM
mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

(via catbountry)

6PM
fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

(Source: choriflaiweb, via hello-and-welcome-to-nerd)

4PM
shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

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1PM

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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